Tuesday, December 06, 2005

My Unitarian Jihad Name

I went to the Unitarian Jihad Name Generator, and I think for now I am going to go with:

The Boot Knife of Quiet Reflection

I wonder what the ideological differences are in the First Reformed Unitarian Jihad.

5 Comments:

At 8:43 AM, December 07, 2005, Blogger Svafa said...

Sibling Garrote of Desirable Mindfulness salutes you and wonders if you are planning any enlightened campaigns soon?

 
At 9:28 PM, December 09, 2005, Blogger The Emerson Avenger said...

The Emerson Avenger aka The Dagger of Sweet Reason is currently recruiting from the dead for another enlightening campaign in his decade long Unitarian Jihad against corpse-cold fundamentalist atheist Unitarians. . .

 
At 2:21 PM, December 12, 2005, Blogger The Emerson Avenger said...

This seems to be as good a place as any. . .

To post the following recently issued fatU*Ua from The Dagger of Sweet Reason® -

Please disregard any typos it may contain. . .

The Dagger of Sweet Reason really should wake up and have another coffee or two. . .

Due to the error of his ways The Dagger Of Sweet Reason feels much obliged to issue a new FATU*UA© in his ongoing Unitarian Jihad -

Henceforth The Dagger of Sweet Reason must drink at least two cups of coffee every morning before posting anything to the inter-connected web of the world-wide web of the internet.

The Dagger Of Sweet Reason also must remember to add a ;-) or ;-) ;-) after self-deprecatingly referring to himself as -

Robin *Narcissist* Edgar ;-) ;-)

Henceforth The Dagger of Sweet Reason must add the salutation PB2U*Us below every internet signature of The Dagger Of Sweet Reason.

Henceforth The Dagger of Sweet Reason must ask the question -

To troll?

Or not to troll?

That is the question?

Pryor to trolling on the internet in his ongoing Unitarian Jihad.

Subsequent to trolling© on the internet© The Dagger of Sweet Reason must ask the question -

To correct?©

Or not to correct?©

Typos is the question?©

The Dagger of Sweet Reason declares that henceforth, the "alternative spiritual practice"® of the The Dagger of Sweet Reason's "Unitarian Jihad" may be alternatively referred by himself and by other U*U U*Us as the Sweet Dagger of Reason's "U*U Jihad"

The Dagger of Sweet Reason aka The Emerson Avenger aka The Transcendentalist Super Hero aka Robin Edgar aka Robin Michael Edgar (who is also sometimes for legal purposes etc. etc. alternatively referred to as Robert Edgar aka Robert Michael Edgar) hereby declares his sole and exclusive ownership of the Copyright(©) 2005 of the term "U*U Jihad©" and reserves all rights to its use in the UU World (henceforth alternatively known as the U*U WORLD©) and indeed its use in the REAL WORLD®. . .

The Sweet Dagger of Reason none-the-less most graciously and benificently bestows the right for all other U*Us©, and even non-U*Us©. . . to freely use the term "U*U Jihad©" to refer to their own U*U Jihad©, U*U Jihads© or indeed their U*U Jihadism©. . .

The Dagger of Sweet Reason pronounces that U*Us© and non-UUs© must however undertake to protect the copyright © and trademark aka ™ aka SM aka ® of The Sweet Dagger of Reason® by referring to their own U*U Jihad or U*U Jihads as - U*U Jihad© or U*U Jihads© or U*U Jihadism©.

Alternatively U*Us© and non-U*Us© may refer to their own U*U Jihad©, U*U Jihads©, or indeed their own U*U Jihadism© as U*U Jihad™, U*U Jihads™ or U*U Jihadism™.

Or even more alternatively. . . U*Us© and non-U*Us© may refer to their own U*U Jihad©, U*U Jihads©, or indeed their own U*U Jihadism© as U*U JihadSM, U*U JihadsSM or U*U JihadismSM.

The Sweet Dagger of Reason reserves the copyright and all related rights, including but by no means limited to the moral rights, to the terms U*U Jihad©, U*U Jihads©, and U*U Jihadism© and reserves the exclusive right to refer to his own U*U Jihad©, U*U Jihads©, or indeed U*U Jihadism© as U*U Jihad®, U*U Jihads® or U*U Jihadism®.

The Dagger of Sweet Reason strongly believes that he might be very well advised to copyright the terms U*U JihadSM, U*U JihadsSM, and U*U JihadiSM and hereby does so. Henceforth the terms U*U JihadSM, U*U JihadsSM, and U*U JihadiSM must be referred to as U*U JihadSM©, U*U JihadsSM©, and U*U JihadiSM©. Sorry FaustoSM© aka smcisaac aka smcisaacSM©, (aka please accept my deepest and most profound apologies FaustoSM© aka smcisaac aka smcisaacSM©) but that was pretty much unavoidable. . . Consider it a twist of fateSM©. . . ;-)

Allah prochaine,

The Dagger Of Sweet Reason®

PB2U*Us

P.S. The Dagger of Sweet Reason hereby copyrights © and trademarks ®, ™, SM the terms PB2U*U and PB2U*Us and indeed the term PB2U*Uism; however, in order to keep the terms PB2U*U, PB2U*Us and PB2U*Uism pure and free from any unsightly corruption, esthetic or otherwise. . . The Dagger of Sweet Reason hereby graciously and benificently waives any legal or other necessity for U*Us® or indeed non-U*Us® to refer to the terms PB2U*U, PB2U*Us and PB2U*Uism as PB2U*U©, PB2U*Us© and PB2U*Uism©.

Likewise, in the same letter and spirit, The Dagger of Sweet Reason aka The Dagger of Sweet Reason® hereby waives any legal or other necessity for U*Us® or indeed non-U*Us® to refer to the terms PB2U*U, PB2U*Us and PB2U*Uism aka PB2U*U©, PB2U*Us© and PB2U*Uism© as - PB2U*U®, PB2U*Us® and PB2U*Uism® or PB2U*U™, PB2U*Us™ and PB2U*Uism™ or indeed PB2U*USM, PB2U*UsSM and PB2U*UismSM.

Allah prochaine®,

The Dagger of Sweet Reason®

PB2U*Us

 
At 4:38 PM, December 14, 2005, Blogger The Emerson Avenger said...

Will U*Us please excuse the fact that the following important U*U Jihad communiqu-eh has a few missing links in it. . . ;-)

The Dagger of Sweet Reason Is Proud And Most Pleased To Announce To The U*U World That The Grand Admiral of the U*U Jihad Navy, Rev. David O. Rankin, Has Succeeded In Brutally Press-Ganging Fundamentalist Atheist Richard Dawkins Into Very Poorly Paid Service In The U*U Jihad Navy As A "Basically Unable To See Man"!

If it's true that it causes people to feel despair, that's tough. It's still the truth. The universe doesn't owe us condolence or consolation; it doesn't owe us a nice warm feeling inside. If it's true, it's true, and you'd better live with it. . .

 
At 8:05 PM, December 15, 2005, Blogger indrax said...

Robin:
You are not being coherent.
I don't know what any of your last post means.
I don't know what relationship Rankin has to Dawkins, if any.

I can't tell what you're saying about either of them.

I have no problem with you saying anything you want on my blog, but please say it clearly without the gratuitous links.

 

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