Not what she thought she said

Ignoring for a moment the problems I have with a stripper pole-dance toy marketed to children as such, one of its critics made a suggestion that really wouldn't solve the problem:

"This should only be available to the most depraved people who want to corrupt their children."

The sad thing is that physically, this is an awesome toy. Kids love to swing around support pillars, table legs, or anything else. If this were marketed as a 'fireman's pole' or just an indoor jungle gym component, no one would have issue with it.